Finally, I left behind all shame I might have still had and Twi-pimped my office. Actually, since I received The Precious from FireCrotch (always lovers you for this!) I dreamed about hanging one of those posters on my wall. I mean, looking at THE face the whole day, could it be better? Maybe, if he would site beside my while I´m working. Yes this could be better, but would I really work then? No, probably not. Ok, I digress ...
Where was I ? Ah yes, my office!
Well, normally scientists like to put some cool research stuff on their walls, something nobody ever understands except themselves. But, there is one office where you can find this; and in case the quality is too bad: Yes, you see nearly-naked pretty female asses.
Yes, asses, arses however you like to call them
My BFF (when you read this: lovers you a lot!) is actually in the same office and her place looks like this:
Honestly, I was all the time pretty much jealous, although I really don´t like Robward so much in this poster. But anyway, She has him on her wall!!!
I´m in an office with two other women, I infected both with the Twi-virus. While workmate I „likes“ the books, she thinks about herself being too old (44) to adore a 17 year old - I told her a billion times : Rob is 23 and Edward is 118, so what´s the deal???
Workmate II handles the Twi-virus much better: She loves the books and starts rereading them. Yes, this is when the infection becomes chronic. In the beginning she didn´t like Rob *pouts* , but I showed her some pictures and convinced her that indeed, he´s Mr.Sex himself!
this fucking gaze convinced her
Anyway, to pimp the wall I needed workmate I already at home so that she can't complain about it. And when she tries complaining Monday, I'll just ignore her and tell her:That's my wall, you don't need to look at it! (Note to myself: Try to be a bit nicer than that...)
Naturally, workmate II was easier to convince that we need these posters on our wall. She was quite dazzled by The Precious - I'm a good friend, I let her even look at it - a bit... But at least this convinced her that we really NEED him on our wall.
We put him on my wall! Yes!
Now my place is really a good Twi-working station: I have a copy of Twilight - in case there is someone who I could infect, The Precious and His Hottness on my wall.
And because BFF and me like workmate II, we even put a poster directly in front of her. Not the hardcore pure SexFace (she's not ready for this yet), she got the sweet one with KStew:
Aren't we nice?
I guess there is no need to mention that actually I'm really selfish and her poster is hanging right next to me..?!?