Finally, I left behind all shame I might have still had and Twi-pimped my office. Actually, since I received The Precious from FireCrotch (always lovers you for this!) I dreamed about hanging one of those posters on my wall. I mean, looking at THE face the whole day, could it be better? Maybe, if he would site beside my while I´m working. Yes this could be better, but would I really work then? No, probably not. Ok, I digress ...
Where was I ? Ah yes, my office!
Well, normally scientists like to put some cool research stuff on their walls, something nobody ever understands except themselves. But, there is one office where you can find this; and in case the quality is too bad: Yes, you see nearly-naked pretty female asses.
Yes, asses, arses however you like to call them
My BFF (when you read this: lovers you a lot!) is actually in the same office and her place looks like this:
Honestly, I was all the time pretty much jealous, although I really don´t like Robward so much in this poster. But anyway, She has him on her wall!!!
I´m in an office with two other women, I infected both with the Twi-virus. While workmate I „likes“ the books, she thinks about herself being too old (44) to adore a 17 year old - I told her a billion times : Rob is 23 and Edward is 118, so what´s the deal???
Workmate II handles the Twi-virus much better: She loves the books and starts rereading them. Yes, this is when the infection becomes chronic. In the beginning she didn´t like Rob *pouts* , but I showed her some pictures and convinced her that indeed, he´s Mr.Sex himself!
this fucking gaze convinced her
Anyway, to pimp the wall I needed workmate I already at home so that she can't complain about it. And when she tries complaining Monday, I'll just ignore her and tell her:That's my wall, you don't need to look at it! (Note to myself: Try to be a bit nicer than that...)
Naturally, workmate II was easier to convince that we need these posters on our wall. She was quite dazzled by The Precious - I'm a good friend, I let her even look at it - a bit... But at least this convinced her that we really NEED him on our wall.
We put him on my wall! Yes!
Now my place is really a good Twi-working station: I have a copy of Twilight - in case there is someone who I could infect, The Precious and His Hottness on my wall.
And because BFF and me like workmate II, we even put a poster directly in front of her. Not the hardcore pure SexFace (she's not ready for this yet), she got the sweet one with KStew:
Aren't we nice?
I guess there is no need to mention that actually I'm really selfish and her poster is hanging right next to me..?!?
11 truly lovely comments..:
You did brave, I'm sooo proud of you!!
Hihi, my word verification for this comment is: gatdchu.
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Hehe you tok the big step and Twilighted your wall!
Welcome to the Twi-hards :P
Now all you have to do is make the black and white picture bigger and stick it on the wall above your monitor :P
Hilarious and so brave - and yes, I'm old, but I'd maybe up the font a bit?
The comment font is gooood for my tired, old eyes!
Oooohh I´m so proud of you for being so brave! I am one those scientists who have dorky stuff on their walls, not that fun. You are actually inspiring me of sneaking in a little Mr. sexface myself. I´m sure my gay colleague wouldn´t mind ;)
Yeah! Bloody brilliant! haha Now, hopefully you won't sit drooling at him all day and get some work done. Good luck with that, don't think I could get a single thing done with him looking at me all day....
Arses, asses hahahahahaha
I was actually going to make Rob and Kristen's VF shoot my screen saver, but then I'd have to take off the kids photo with the dog. So decided to me a nice mum and leave them on, but I was thinking maybe I could cut the dogs face out and photoshop in Rob's?? haha
Great post! :D
You are so brave, my dear! I wish I had enough courage to Robicize my office :( Oh, well, at least I have pics to look at online...
I am sooo jealous. This makes me want to have an office so I can "robicize" it any way I like. I have no shame and wouldn't care about what other people say... But since I am in my car all day, I don't think Rob and driving should come together. Lots of accidents might happen.
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OMG my verification word is waxing, that's not nice
@Betti: Lovers you Betti! Always!
@Shiny: oh I´d love this b/w pic on my wall, but honestly this would be by far too distracting! Thanks again so much for the pics you made for me! Love them!!! I should hang up those!
@Uhyes: Honey, I changed the font! :-) Hope your eyes will not get tired anymore!
@Alice: If you look at my wall w/o being too distracted from Rob: right next to him is the freaky science stuff!
@Limey: Glad you found your way to me! Cheers for you!! And I will never ever forget our ass tweets ! But uhhh, you can´t look at the Dog, although Kstew looks beautiful in those pics..
@FlH: Really, I was glad to have BFF holding my hand while doing this! w/o her I couldn´t have done this ...
@Bereth: No!! always be safe while driving!! Take the best pics on your iPhone and look whenever you stop driving.! did I tell that my iPhone pic is also Mr.Sex? :-))
You set the best example girl!I wish we all learn our lesson and spread the posters out there!Gosh i don't even dare to hang a poster to my room let alone in an office!I admire you more now...!!! ;-p
Yessss!!!! I have been waiting for this for weeks! Superb job!
Yay! Your office looks loverly! I'm a tad jealous of you...you get to gaze at him all day long! However will you get any work done?!
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