The following post has been written by the loverly marie [aka TIT] and cutie [aka TAT from Super Secret Twilight Blog.]
Good Luck, my friends.
*evil giggles*
cutie
~*~
cutie: You are a naughty, naughty boy, Mr. P.
*licks lips*
marie: He's being a naughty boy because he heard TIT & TAT
were doing a guest post for Mrs V. about him.
*whispers to Mr. P*
You can be naughty any time you'd like.
cutie: *nods head vigorously yes*
Wellll...
Mrs. V is on a much needed holiday.
And while this is causing us all to partake in much weeping and gnashing,
*dabs at tears*
it is nice to know she is getting some much needed rest and relaxation!
[not to mention some quality time with a vampy named Bill... *wink wink*].
In her absence, Mrs. V has asked marie
and I [cutie] to guest post for her.
Me thinks she has lost her mind.
marie: TAT, haven't we ALL lost our minds already?
cutie: TIT, you are sofa king smart and make an excellent point!
marie: *applies sparkles to boobies*
When thinking of Mrs. V two words came to mind:
The following is a TIT & TAT homage to Suit Rob
in honor of our beloved friend,
Mrs. Vanquish.
cutie: Okay..
So we may have bent the definition of a suit slightly.
marie: Among bending other things.
*blush*
I guess naughty boy is rubbing off on me.....
Literally.
cutie: *mutters*
Good Lord...
Let us begin:
marie: *nudges cutie with elbow*
Look, cutie! I flashed my sparkly
boobies at him and he's staring at me!
cutie: um... What? Boobies?
Sorry -- what were you saying?
*stares longingly at Mr. P*
marie: Stare away, my dear TAT.
That man is staring at the sparkly boobies!
*smug grin*
marie: *leans into cutie and whispers*
Ummm... Is he laughing at us, TAT?
Because....*lowers voice even more and whispers*
I'd strip my clothes off for that laugh. Just sayin'.
cutie: *stands holding pants in hand, looks down at bare legs*
Oh, yeah, to make him laugh, right?
*blushes*
cutie: If only I were a buttons and those fingers touched me...
marie: TAT, don't you remember?!?!
We dressed him that night!
*stares at picture and giggles*
Apparently we missed a few buttons.
cutie: *giggles* If you say so then it must be.
*TIT & TAT are leading Mr. P into their Den of Lurve*
marie: *walking backwards, whispers in cutie's ear* Pssst!
You think we bought him enough Heine's?
cutie: hmm... if not we'll pull out the Hot Pockets.
And by Pockets I don't mean food....
*wink wink*
marie: Why does it look like he just farted here?
cutie: He does, doesn't he!
HOLY BILL OF RIGHTS!
Mr. P is totin' in public!!
This makes me love him more,
just so ya know.
marie: Me too TAT!
I now know that this man is not only a sex God,
but he's human too!
cutie: I bet his tots smell heavenly....
marie: *sniffs air greedily*
cutie: Bite it, Mr. P.
marie: nom nom nom!
*points toward the Den of Lurve*
You can bite IT in there, naughty boy.
marie: Shoot! *eyes scan the room* Now my pants are gone!
I wonder where they could have run off to?
*slight blush*
Now thiiiiiiis is awkward..... We're both pants-less, TAT.
Hmmm.... *shrugs*
I say we just continue on because we have a post to finish....
*whispers to cutie* You think Mr. P will take his pants off too?
It's only fair.
*snickers*
cutie: *mutters incoherently* Mr. P pant less....
marie: cutie, you might own GQRob,
but you're sharing with your TIT, right?
RIGHT!?!?!
*down on knees begging*
cutie: Always and forever.
*continues to drool*
cutie: *gulps*
marie: That thumb is so close to the Twi-hard promise land!
cutie: A land of milk and honey.
cutie: Why does his confuzzol face...
make me want to confuzzol his face!
Oh nom!
*starts to shake*
marie: *smirks*
That's how his face always looks right after he leaves the Den of Lurve.
*grabs cutie's shaking arm and runs*
Hurry, TAT!
We must bring him back, he's been gone too long already!
cutie: This picture is a little better quality then the one below.
What do you think?
*scrolls down*
marie: Ha! You're asking me to think!?! You're joking, right?
*scrolls up and licks screen*
cutie: Although I just noticed he's playing with his freaking pants.
*blatantly stares at the package areas*
marie: Uh, why do you think I picked this picture!?!?!
cutie: You are freaking brilliant...
Keep moving those fingers lower darlin'!
marie: I am his fingers. Didn't you know that, TAT?
In fact, he's named that right thumb '"marie".
Oh, it's good to be me!
cutie: Do button-ups count as formal wear?
*stares at coffee stirrer*
marie: *drives like a bat outta hell to Costco*
Here, TAT!
*reveals an economy sized box of coffee stirrers*
I figured these were a must have for the Den of Lurve!
cutie: aww... fuck me...
marie: You totally stole my signature line, TAT!
*shrugs*
Oh well, the TIT can share with her TAT!
*walks toward cutie*
What are you looking at anyw.......... *stunned into silence*
Uh huh... fuck me.....
cutie: *starts to quiver*
Formal wear Rob AND the freaking beanie of wonderment?!
*falls to ground convulsing*
marie: *licks screen greedily while cutie's convulsing, then looks down*
You would do the same for me, right?
marie: God is speaking to us!!!
Those lights are pointing straight to the Jaw Porn!
*bows head*
cutie, let's pray.
cutie: *bows head, closes eyes*
And thank you this day for the gift of the Jaw Porn.
*opens eyes to sneak a peek at Jaw Porn*
marie: *giggles* Oops! *stands back to back with cutie*
*whispers out of corner of mouth*
I told you I can't stand next to you when we pray!
*mentally chants* Must not think of the Jaw Porn while praying......
marie: There is gum in his mouth.... And yes, I am that piece of gum!
cutie: Do you think we could start Rob affirmations?
*chants* Be the gum cutie... *focuses all brain power*
marie: *nods head vigorously yes*
Yep, we are the gum!
cutie: *fist pumps*
Woo-hoo, I am the gum.
Where ya gonna stick me, big boy?
marie: *whispers excitedly in cutie's ear*
TAT! Did you know that this
SuitRob is sitting on my couch right now?
I bet if Twatter fails again you'd
want to move in with me.
*runs and leaps on couch*
cutie: *runs off to break Twitter*
cutie: Stick it out baby.
Yeah that's right... *pets*
marie: Seriously TAT, do I need to bring up petting his cursor again?
Dare me, I probably will!! HAHAHA!
cuties: *giggles*
Oh, I double dog dare you.
*wicked grin*
cutie:*sings*
Oooo baby do you know what that's worth!?
Oooo Heaven is a place on Earth!
marie: *pushes cutie down, grabs mic and runs away*
Damn it, TAT! It's my turn to serenade him this time!
*grumbles*Why do I love my greedy TAT...
cutie: *disregarding bloody nose, bumps marie out of way, grabs mic, sings*
They say in Heaven I come first...
marie: For the love of the Rob Burrito,
we will own this TAT!
cutie: TIT, we shall not only own it, we shall ---
*mind drifts off into la-la-land*
TIT, he was on a freaking rug with his undies showing!
*brain short circuits*
marie: *rolls the rug into a burrito and drags it off into the Den of Lurve*
*pats cutie's head*
TAT, I've got it covered.
I'll be right back for you.
cutie: *sits down diligently whist dreaming of ---*
Love,
Tit & Tat
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