Saturday, September 5

Tit & Tat Strike Again

The following post has been written by the loverly marie [aka TIT]

and cutie [aka TAT from Super Secret Twilight Blog.]

Good Luck, my friends.

*evil giggles*

cutie


~*~




cutie: You are a naughty, naughty boy, Mr. P.

*licks lips*

marie: He's being a naughty boy because he heard TIT & TAT

were doing a guest post for Mrs V. about him.

*whispers to Mr. P*

You can be naughty any time you'd like.

cutie: *nods head vigorously yes*



Wellll...

Mrs. V is on a much needed holiday.

And while this is causing us all to partake in much weeping and gnashing,

*dabs at tears*

it is nice to know she is getting some much needed rest and relaxation!

[not to mention some quality time with a vampy named Bill... *wink wink*].



In her absence, Mrs. V has asked marie

and I [cutie] to guest post for her.

Me thinks she has lost her mind.



marie: TAT, haven't we ALL lost our minds already?

cutie: TIT, you are sofa king smart and make an excellent point!

marie: *applies sparkles to boobies*


When thinking of Mrs. V two words came to mind:



The following is a TIT & TAT homage to Suit Rob

in honor of our beloved friend,

Mrs. Vanquish.



cutie: Okay..

So we may have bent the definition of a suit slightly.

marie: Among bending other things.

*blush*

I guess naughty boy is rubbing off on me.....

Literally.

cutie: *mutters*

Good Lord...



Let us begin:



marie: *nudges cutie with elbow*

Look, cutie! I flashed my sparkly

boobies at him and he's staring at me!

cutie: um... What? Boobies?

Sorry -- what were you saying?

*stares longingly at Mr. P*

marie: Stare away, my dear TAT.

That man is staring at the sparkly boobies!

*smug grin*




marie: *leans into cutie and whispers*

Ummm... Is he laughing at us, TAT?

Because....*lowers voice even more and whispers*

I'd strip my clothes off for that laugh. Just sayin'.

cutie: *stands holding pants in hand, looks down at bare legs*

Oh, yeah, to make him laugh, right?

*blushes*



cutie: If only I were a buttons and those fingers touched me...

marie: TAT, don't you remember?!?!

We dressed him that night!

*stares at picture and giggles*

Apparently we missed a few buttons.

cutie: *giggles* If you say so then it must be.



*TIT & TAT are leading Mr. P into their Den of Lurve*

marie: *walking backwards, whispers in cutie's ear* Pssst!

You think we bought him enough Heine's?

cutie: hmm... if not we'll pull out the Hot Pockets.

And by Pockets I don't mean food....

*wink wink*




marie: Why does it look like he just farted here?

cutie: He does, doesn't he!

HOLY BILL OF RIGHTS!

Mr. P is totin' in public!!

This makes me love him more,

just so ya know.

marie: Me too TAT!

I now know that this man is not only a sex God,

but he's human too!

cutie: I bet his tots smell heavenly....

marie: *sniffs air greedily*




cutie: Bite it, Mr. P.

marie: nom nom nom!

*points toward the Den of Lurve*

You can bite IT in there, naughty boy.




marie: Shoot! *eyes scan the room* Now my pants are gone!

I wonder where they could have run off to?

*slight blush*

Now thiiiiiiis is awkward..... We're both pants-less, TAT.

Hmmm.... *shrugs*

I say we just continue on because we have a post to finish....

*whispers to cutie* You think Mr. P will take his pants off too?

It's only fair.

*snickers*

cutie: *mutters incoherently* Mr. P pant less....



marie: cutie, you might own GQRob,

but you're sharing with your TIT, right?

RIGHT!?!?!

*down on knees begging*

cutie: Always and forever.

*continues to drool*




cutie: *gulps*

marie: That thumb is so close to the Twi-hard promise land!

cutie: A land of milk and honey.




cutie: Why does his confuzzol face...

make me want to confuzzol his face!

Oh nom!

*starts to shake*

marie: *smirks*

That's how his face always looks right after he leaves the Den of Lurve.

*grabs cutie's shaking arm and runs*

Hurry, TAT!

We must bring him back, he's been gone too long already!


cutie: This picture is a little better quality then the one below.

What do you think?

*scrolls down*

marie: Ha! You're asking me to think!?! You're joking, right?

*scrolls up and licks screen*




cutie: Although I just noticed he's playing with his freaking pants.

*blatantly stares at the package areas*

marie: Uh, why do you think I picked this picture!?!?!

cutie: You are freaking brilliant...

Keep moving those fingers lower darlin'!

marie: I am his fingers. Didn't you know that, TAT?

In fact, he's named that right thumb '"marie".

Oh, it's good to be me!


cutie: Do button-ups count as formal wear?

*stares at coffee stirrer*

marie: *drives like a bat outta hell to Costco*

Here, TAT!

*reveals an economy sized box of coffee stirrers*

I figured these were a must have for the Den of Lurve!


cutie: aww... fuck me...

marie: You totally stole my signature line, TAT!

*shrugs*

Oh well, the TIT can share with her TAT!

*walks toward cutie*

What are you looking at anyw.......... *stunned into silence*

Uh huh... fuck me.....


cutie: *starts to quiver*

Formal wear Rob AND the freaking beanie of wonderment?!

*falls to ground convulsing*

marie: *licks screen greedily while cutie's convulsing, then looks down*

You would do the same for me, right?


marie: God is speaking to us!!!

Those lights are pointing straight to the Jaw Porn!

*bows head*

cutie, let's pray.

cutie: *bows head, closes eyes*

And thank you this day for the gift of the Jaw Porn.

*opens eyes to sneak a peek at Jaw Porn*

marie: *giggles* Oops! *stands back to back with cutie*

*whispers out of corner of mouth*

I told you I can't stand next to you when we pray!

*mentally chants* Must not think of the Jaw Porn while praying......



marie: There is gum in his mouth.... And yes, I am that piece of gum!

cutie: Do you think we could start Rob affirmations?

*chants* Be the gum cutie... *focuses all brain power*

marie: *nods head vigorously yes*

Yep, we are the gum!

cutie: *fist pumps*

Woo-hoo, I am the gum.

Where ya gonna stick me, big boy?


marie: *whispers excitedly in cutie's ear*

TAT! Did you know that this

SuitRob is sitting on my couch right now?

I bet if Twatter fails again you'd

want to move in with me.

*runs and leaps on couch*

cutie: *runs off to break Twitter*



cutie: Stick it out baby.

Yeah that's right... *pets*

marie: Seriously TAT, do I need to bring up petting his cursor again?

Dare me, I probably will!! HAHAHA!

cuties: *giggles*

Oh, I double dog dare you.

*wicked grin*


cutie:*sings*

Oooo baby do you know what that's worth!?

Oooo Heaven is a place on Earth!

marie: *pushes cutie down, grabs mic and runs away*

Damn it, TAT! It's my turn to serenade him this time!

*grumbles*Why do I love my greedy TAT...

cutie: *disregarding bloody nose, bumps marie out of way, grabs mic, sings*

They say in Heaven I come first...


marie: For the love of the Rob Burrito,

we will own this TAT!

cutie: TIT, we shall not only own it, we shall ---

*mind drifts off into la-la-land*

TIT, he was on a freaking rug with his undies showing!

*brain short circuits*

marie: *rolls the rug into a burrito and drags it off into the Den of Lurve*

*pats cutie's head*

TAT, I've got it covered.

I'll be right back for you.

cutie: *sits down diligently whist dreaming of ---*

Love,

Tit & Tat

19 truly lovely comments..:

Mrs. Vanquish said...

You two girls are sofa king awesome in your tit & tat craziness and I so love you both for this!
Seriously, this is probably one of the funniest posts here in my blog. You cracked me up and I had to read it at least 3 times. You are so terrific!
MrP. told me he´s pretty pleased with you girls and the time he spend with you, although he wants to see more sparkle boobies.

Honestly marie, I´d like to see your sparkle boobies too, and can I be his other thumb?
;-)

Thank you so much for doing this post for me! You are a wonderment! Love you a lot!

Pushy Fox said...

Cutie and Marie, you two are out of your head crazy funny!!! Marie, I can't believe you wanted to smell his fart! Gah! I almost fell out of my chair on that one.

Great pictures!! I may or may not have licked the laptop screen this morning and been caught by my husband. :)

Mrs. Robward said...

Any Post that is dedicated to Rob is the Bestest Most Sofa King Awesome-est of ALL! I do luvers him soooo!

Tit & Tat, ya'll sum crazy biotches! Thanks for the raffs this am!

Mrs.Robward
Stacy

fragilelittlehuman said...

BWAAAAHAHAHA!! Tears are literally escaping my eyes right now, I'm laughing so hard. I will blame you two if I find myself saying "I am the gum" at work today...

Ah, Suit Rob *swoon* *thud*

Kristen said...

You two are crazy......damn crazy!

Fire Crotch said...

Are you girls still breathing after this post? It sounded like it was getting pretty serious in there. And you can pull your pants up now. I still think Marie needs her own blog. Okay, my brain really is not functioning well and it's already noon. My pithy comments just aren't coming to me. Great post. Hurry back soon Mrs. V!

half_my_self said...

*wipes off drool* phenomenal post, ladies :)

love the pictures you chose for the post!

cutie said...

@ Mrs. V - I am sooooo glad you liked the post! marie and I had a blast putting it together. I may or may not have added a few things without marie knowing... *evil giggles*

But I ain't telling what! *wink wink*

Have a lovely holiday! Can't wait to hear all about it when you get back.

marie said...

@Mrs. V - Here you go *hands you a bottle of body glitter* Now you can have your own sparkling boobies. ;)

Thank you so much for asking us to guest post for you. I had so much fun doing it with cutie!

@Pushy Fox - Uhm, I think I would willingly smell his fart if Rob asked me to. Just sayin. I guess I'm a little crazy like that. Hell, I've got the title of Queen Screenlicker. *shrugs*

@fragilelittlehuman - *chants* We are the gum...

@Kristen - Cutie and I are crazy, and damn proud of it! =)

@cutie - TAT, I will love you forever! <---I will swear this on the code.

itsjustme said...

Oh God, I've got tears streaming down my cheeks.

Ang (Amcas) said...

Tit & Tat = supreme awesomeness!

You chickies crack me up.
I too want to be gum...

Eyes of Amber said...

Be the gum...be the gum...

You girlies are hilarious! Now I understand all the strange things I've seen all over twitter all day today. I cannot help but love you, although I swear I feel like the mom of our group. Marie and your sparkly boobies...

I have to say, my favorite part was the fighting serenade...I can just picture that and I love it. As I said earlier today, the burrito is not the only one who thinks you're crazy, but I lovers you forever anyways!

Mrs. V, thank you for allowing your blog as a home for the craziness that is cutie and marie. I hope you're truly enjoying yourself.

Honolulu Girl said...

LOL! Who doesn't love Rob in a suit and I know many of you love Rob scruffy, but I adore my GQ Rob much more! Thanks for posting the deliciousness.

EtomyB said...

I howled with laughter! You girls are my absolute favorite. Your powers of hilarity and Rob-worship combine to create superior awesomeness!
Um... Rob burrito? Yes please! nomnomnomnom....

cutie said...

@ itsjustme - I had a hard time editing this post I was laughing so hard.

@ Ang - Oh I know you've thought of "being" the gum. *wobbles eyebrows*

@ Amber - *chuckles* Just when you think the madness makes sense, TIT & TAT will change it up. And trust me, we lovers you further and father into forever.

@ Honolulu Girl - Oh GQRob... he's some nom nom nom. *mind drifts off* What where we talking about?!

@ EtomyB - You are ALWAYS invited at the Den of Lurve, where MANY a RobBurritos shall be eaten... nom nom nom is right my friend.

cutie said...

@ marie - *sticks out pinky, whispers solemnly* To the code.

Mrs. Vanquish said...

Thanks again for this craziness of a post. I guess I will have to go more often in holidays and then beg cutie and marie to do a post for me...

Also *excitement* : I got my 50. Follower , isn´t that awesome? I guess this is your fault my lovelies *giggles*
Anyway, love you all!

Annie said...

Freaking amazing post! So many pictures of Mr. Roblicious, Tit & Tat, that I fear my lonely remaining braincells have been fried. None are left. I weep for my poor students, unable to reap knowledge from me.

Also, I've discovered that my favorite pictures of Mr. Roblicious are not the sultry, swoony ones. Yeah, I know, I'm crazy. No braincells left, remember? My favorite pictures instead are those of Robliciousness laughing. He has the bestest laugh ever!

Congrats on 50 followers, Mrs. V! :D

sjAimee said...

**Opens mouth to speak..**

**shakes head and closes mouth**

**opens mouth again**

I.. uh.. I ..umm.. I

*shakes head and bites lip*

***thinks 2 self..***I can do this. I can do this..

I.. I.. Ummm.. hey guys.. I umm.. Yeah.. um.. Rob.. um yeah.. ugh!!!

**shakes head to clear head**

Oh fuck it.. You guys rock.. I luvers you..

 
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