My wonderful Twiancé and our New Moon weekend

MRSV: Oh Betti, I think we have to talk about our weekend right? I mean, we waited for this since months and drove everybody crazy in Twitter and here, so I think we should tell them a bit. May I start, may I start???

BETTI: No! I'm older. And taller. I will start.

MRSV: ?!?

BETTI: Aww.... just kidding!! *punches Mrs.V playfully* Go ahead!

MRSV: I really counted the days until THE Saturday arrived and I'll finally gonna meet my Twiancé Betti in flesh and bone and can actually hug her so tightly. Then it was time...

BETTI: *mimicking Alice* It's time. It's time!

MRSV: ...and I nervously drove to the airport and waited impatiently for her to show up. I hoped that I would recognize her immediately since she promised me to wear her red cap.

BETTI: Which I did!

MRSV: And then Betti came and yes, I recognized her immediately and, wanna know what she did? She dropped her bag and made a small dance! Yes this is Betti! *giggles* Then we just hugged tightly!

BETTI: Well, I told you I would perform a happy dance, right? *laughs* But maybe it was more of a... uhm... modern free dance, I don't know... anyway, I just... danced.

MRSV: I just freaked out because Betti is sooooo taaaallll and even wore those high heels and well, I stood beside her, tiny and with my Chucks…

Yes, I really wore that stuff ...

BETTI: … and your Cullen Baseball sweater! Sooo cute... fell in love in a split-second!

MRSV: However, I took her to my car and first thing we did was having a smoke.

BETTI: Uhh... I needed that badly. *cough*

MRSV: Yes, one of the things we really have in common - we smoke like hell.

BETTI: By the way, does anyone of you Twi-merch experts know whether there is such a thing like a Twilight ashtray? For a car? Just asking... because Mrs.V made me open the window and...

MRSV: Betti!!! I don't think this belongs...

BETTI: Ok, ok... *giggles*

MRSV: We went briefly to my workplace, and I showed her my Twioffice. Remember Betti? one can even see it from the outside: Look, 2^nd floor in the middle, there where the Rob posters are on the wall.

BETTI: Yes, there was one window screaming TWILIGHT! We went inside and Mrs.V introduced me to some of her co-workers and some stemm cells. Both species were very friendly. I felt a little uhm... scrutinized by that one handsome male co-worker who followed us to the lab, but it was ok. Oh, and I swear, one of the stemm cells waved at me through the mikroskope!! Fascinating...

MRSV: However, when we arrived at my place we figured out that we have another thing in common, we are addicted to coffee!

BETTI: Oh yeah...

MRSV: I didn’t know anyone who drinks as much coffee as I do, but this was before I found you!

BETTI: I didn't know anyone who makes such a good coffee before I found you, my dear! I was tempted to ask whether I may have it intravenous, you know, moving around with an IV bag, hanging from such a pole on wheels... *laughs*

MRSV: Oh yeah I would love having that too!! After one more smoke, and with another hot coffee in our hands, we started giving us presents! Squeeeeeee! Yes, we he had presents for each other!!! But this is your turn Betti, you unwrapped mine first, right? Which was a small one, but perfect for our weekend!

BETTI: Yes, I opened the small one first, and in there were two NM wristbands in red and white, that was so sweet!

MRSV: And I bought the same for me just in black.

BETTI: Yes, I put mine on, and Mrs.V and I waggled our wrists at each other and laughed and squeed like teenage girls!

MRSV: But then came my biggest surprise for her, something I knew she would never buy for herself *giggles*. And she really freaked out.

BETTI: I did!! I literally jumped off the couch and screamed... because it was a fucking Pocket Edward!!! I think I smooched him and pressed him to my boobs, I might even have licked him... I don't remember, because as soon as I saw him, a kind of frenzy began... and I stammered: 'Mine... you are mine... oh yeah... mine!'

MRSV: It was awesome! I’m beyond happy to see that she apparently loved my little present that much. OooOoOo now it’s my turn: and Betti came with a big beautiful red box! This was a bit scary. A.Big.Red.Box! Full of wonderments.

BETTI: Well, since it was the first time in years that someone had invited me to their place, and - I mean, it was my beloved Twiancé! - I had been so excited the weeks before, so I had started to collect little presents and just couldn't stop *laughs*, so in the end I actually needed that big box *shrugs*

MRSV: She brought me some of her music, which is wonderful because I always wanted to hear more of her stuff, including one CD with Bedtime Stories. *does a lill happy dance* and a poster from her band.

BETTI: Uhm... yes, it's a little awkward to make one's own stuff a present like this... but I just wanted you to have something personal of me. I'm so glad you liked it!

MRSV: Sure I did!! I mean I can always hear you when I listen to your music, that’s awesome! Then there was one more small box and my pulse quickened when I opened it, and inside were super sweet little buttons and……OOooOOooo a twigagement bracelet!!!! Squeeeee!!

BETTI: Woot! *claps hands*

MRSV: Now it was me freaking out, with a little “B” and “D” (this is me, Dani) and a crystal heart, aaaannnnddd Betti has the same, annnndd she made them all by herself which makes it even better...

BETTI: Oh God... breathe, Mrs.V!!! *laughs*

MRSV: Really, I freaked out about this wonderment, how sweet is that??!??! Since that day I wear it every day!

Isn't that super sweet?!!

BETTI: Awww... me too!

MRSV: As I promised my Twiance I would cook for her and since she was still suffering from her flu, I made something with tons of calories: Lasagna!! Homemade, for sure.

BETTI: Yes, and while you were cooking, I had a conniption and laughed my ass off alone in your living room, and you came peaking around the corner to see what was going on, remember? I had dressed my new Mini-E *cackles*

MRSV: Oh god this really cracked me up, I stood in the kitchen and heard suddenly I big laugh…

BETTI: Yeah, since I had to learn that I couldn't strip him... LOL, he looked like a Teletubby!!! Didn't you take a picture, Mrs.V?

MRSV: Sure! wait, here it is giggles Isn’t he sweet??

BETTI: Oh, yes... and then... whoaaaa, came the Lasagna!! Oh. My. God.

MRSV: I was so surprised, skinny Betti ate not just one portion, not two, she eat three!!!

BETTI: No idea what came over me...

MRSV: Hello?!?! Is there a better compliment for a cook than this?

BETTI: Certainly not! I didn't even like pasta before... but this was... nomnom... like... oh...

MRSV: And I’m not talking about the Belgium pralines afterwards.

BETTI: Well, it was just one family box of cream filled chocs. No big deal. And you ate one or two pieces too!

MRSV: Ok, after we calmed down and more coffee and more smokes we just talked, chatted and talked, oh yes and we watched Twilight again. This was obvious, hu?

BETTI: *mimicking Billy* ...actually came to visit your flatscreen! *giggles*

MRSV: It was so wonderful to see it with a true Twifriend, something else than just seeing it alone or with a “normal person”, right?

BETTI: I agree. Though we didn't really “watch” it, did we? Because we either spoke along with the movie dialogues or fell back into excited chatting and swooning... it was just lovely that the DVD was playing while we were there, together finally, right?

MRSV: Absolutely, finally I had someone with whom I could share all my thought about the movie, that was awesome! After more coffee and more smokes we finally went to bed and tried to get some sleep to be ready for the New Moon day! Squeeee!

BETTI: And MrsV generously granted me unrestricted access to her Holy Grail (i.e. her Macbook), which I found unbelievably sweet... so trusting... and... *sighs*

MRSV: *giggles* The next morning I made a coffee and tried to wake up Betti with a fresh coffee. Truly I never met one who sleeps deeper than Betti.

BETTI: Well, you know, I use to only sleep every second night, and this was my second, since I had been much to excited to sleep the night before we met, so...

MRSV: “Betti, coffee, wake up” - “Betti, we gonna see Ne Moon today” - *include some music* - “Betti, coffee is getting cold” - “We gonna miss New Moon if you won’t wake up”... 10 minutes!!!

BETTI: Well, yeah... uhm, sorry... *laughs* your couch was really very comfortable.

MRSV: Finally she managed and after some coffee and some smokes...

BETTI: ...which I took sitting in the open balcony door, wrapped up in the comforter, with Mini-E huddled to my bosom. Hey, that was the first time I was glad that I don't have a real cleavage, because that two-finger-space was perfect for Mini-E, you know? *laughs*

Yes, this was the New Moon morning, I think Mini-E felt quite well...

MRSV: ...we got dressed in our fan-shirts, and nervously drove into the city, ready for New Moon! God, we were both so excited!

Isn't she gorgeous??

MRSV: The theater was full of Teenies and yes, we raised the age average quite a bit.

BETTI: Well, actually it was just ME raising the age average. MrsV was the one lowering the average height *snicker*

MRSV: Ha-ha!! Really funny, Betti! Anyway... since we had skipped breakfast we had to buy some Popcorn, I mean what is a movie without it?

BETTI: I was well stuffed with insulin... and adrenaline...

MRSV: OooOooo, my goodness! I won’t give a New Moon review now because this would been hell too much. Just put it like this: I had water in my eyes nearly the whole movie.

BETTI: It was awesome. And MrsV was so brave... she didn't break my fingers during all the hand-holding and death-gripping we did, I was very thankful. We just, uhm... cuddled a lot. *smiles at the memory*

MRSV: I love Robward, I was positively surprised by TayTay and I was touched be KStew! Yes, you read this right! I love her in New Moon. But more on that later, this has to go into a separate post!

BETTI: I liked her too. I think Kristen actually made it to Face G, or even H in this movie. And she looked beautiful.

MRSV: Afterwards Betti and me found ourselves in a NewMoonComa, we were emotionally worn out, but it was heaven. We went for dinner and just talked and talked and talked about everything we have seen and loved, it was perfect!

BETTI: Just like it is supposed to be when you share such an event with a twifriend. It was a first for me, and I can't tell you how much I loved that!

MRSV: We managed to drive home, somehow, and chatted a bit with MrV, who was really lovely.

BETTI: Oh, he truly was! *giggles* First thing he said, after looking up and down at me: ”So... did you get a lot of phone numbers already here in Munich?” A little cheeky, but such a nice compliment, right? And he sat down with us and we got talking. He seemed to be really interested in everything, and kinda fascinated to see that, besides all the twimania, MrsV's twifriend is just an ordinary woman and not a total whacko *laughs*. No really, he's such a sweet guy... lucky MrsV!

MRSV: However, after he went to bed, Betti and me did what we did the whole weekend, coffee, smoke and chat.

BETTI: Yeah, and we got a little more close up and personal that night which was great. But I had felt like visiting someone I'd known for years from minute one anyway. *smiles lovingly at MrsV*

MRSV: sigh it was wonderful, getting to know my Twiancé better was wonderful! Next day it had to drive her to the airport, which was sad enough, but altogether we had a wonderful perfect weekend

BETTI: Absolutely! We shared one last tight hug in the parking lot. And I couldn't help but bend down to give her another Edwardly kiss on her hair, because I just so much loved to do that. Don't get me wrong, folks – NM and everything was awesome – but the part I internalized the most and took home with me to remind me that everything was real, is that: the feeling of MrsV's tiny shape against me and my nose in her hair... - oh noez, honey, don't... oh fuck... water in her eyes – again! *shakes head*

MRSV: And yes, I love you even more! Love you honey! I truly do!

BETTI: Love you too. Thanks for everything!

The full of Randomness - I´m back post.

Mini-E and me are really back from vacation, although it could have been longer and having to work again really sucks, a lot !!! 

However, here I am *waves* and I´m happy to be fully back in bloggyland and Twitter. 

But before I´ll tell you about my holidays, here are a few things I need to say first:

1.) Cheers for my  55 Followers!!!! 

While I relaxed and the girls took over my blog (here and there), the 50th Follower  found my blog and now there are even more: 55! 

This.Is.So.Freaking.Awesome!!! 

I can´t tell how happy this makes me. Welcome all and thanks so much for following me and reading my stuff. When I started this blog I never - ever thought I would have so many cool, lovely, awesome and amazing followers. Really,  this makes my bloggy heart so fucking full of joy! You are all so wonderful. 

2.) Thanks sooo fucking much for the two guestposts!!! 

cutie and marie: I´m still so thankful you two took your precious time to write a post for me. It was just awesome, I so love this post full of beautiful Rob pics -SuitRob oh my loveliness - and your tit and tat craziness. I love you girls! Your are a wonderment! 

FireCrotch and Bitches: You girls are the best! I knew you would come up with a True Blood post, but this video you did was awesome!!! I even forced MrV to watch it but he was for some reason not as excited as me.. Thanks so much for doing this for me. You are amazing and I give you a big hug!  (Sorry for entering your bubble, FireCrotch; Bitches, you are Ok with a hug? ) 

Girls, if I can do something for you, ask me!  

3.) FanFiction updates

There have been a few updates during the two weeks and I still need to read them all. Here´s my „at-the-moment-(in-the-meantime-updated)-reading-list“: 

Breath Me (fragile little human)

I´ll be your lover, too (MrsRobward) 

Answering Bell (ilsuocantante)

Clipped Wings & Inked Armor (hunterhunting)

The Office (tby789)

Buried Among the Begonias (Durty Nelly) 

You know, they all yell at me „Read.Me.Now!!“. I love them all for different reasons and I always try to be a good reader give my review, so sorry for the delay. I´ll try to read and comment soon! 

4.) Blog Updates

There is no way I can catch up with everything I missed. I´m glad I had internet during my holidays so I could read at least some of the posts, but there are still plenty unread ones out there.  And I love reading this wonderful blogs and I love to comment. Anyway, now I´m back and also back to read and comment.

5.) Undercover fragilelittlehuman mission...

The last two days I was quite nervous since I was on a special Twilight-mission for my lovely fragile little human. Today, I managed!!! But it was tough. I can´t tell more since I´ll definitely do a post about it and I´ll not take away the fun. Anyway, all I can say is: you´ll find me brave and you will laugh about me (Betti did...), but that´s fine. So please be patient.... 

6.) short and random vacation impressions 

I´m a shopping addict - bought tons of clothes

I read like hell - read 6 True Blood books 

I ´m a coffee addict - love Starbucks and always buy a new mug

I´m an apple freak - Mac is my life now ;)

I´m devoted to my Mini-E - who posed for every stupid pic! 

... and I bought my first Chucks for 15 years  (this makes me feel so damn old...) 

So this were basically my vacations: quality time with MrV, shopping, sunbathing, swimming, reading, coffee, wine....  I´ll definitely show you some pics in a different post. 

But for now: 

End of randomness!!!! 

In-laws dazzled by Mini-E ...

Weekend! Heaven for all the things you can´t do in the week because you have a job and need to work, a bit. I should say, since I started this blog my work-to-do list became longer and longer...

Anyway, weekend!

But what really annoys me is when I have to do something which interferes with my plans of doing nothing but reading FanFic, writing a blogpost, making a video or whatever is Twilight-related. It was one of those weekends, it was my mother in-law´s birthday and this traitor of a husband was not there, so I had to go alone!!!

While I was complaining about MrV, I ask Mini-E to accompany me.

Mini-E: hu ? Seriously? What if they don´t like me, or worse what if they think you lost your mind? What if they see me sparkle?

MrsV: Oh Sweetie, they have to love you, everybody does and today is cloudy so you´ll not sparkle. And really, I don´t care what they think. It would be so boring without you.

Mini-E was convinced rather fast so I took my car and drove to the in-laws. Mini-E was just a bit pissed that I didn´t let him drive.

Mini-E: Hey, let me drive. You don´t let my out so often and you know how I love to drive.

MrsV: Don´t be silly, you are a doll! And besides that I´m not Bella and love to drive myself.

Mini-E: Uh, that „doll“ hurt!

So we arrived there and I kept Mini-E in my pocket, waiting for the best moment to take him out. Outside the men took care of the barbecue and I thought that Mini-E would like to help them a bit. He was a bit disgusted by the smell, but this was better than being in the darkness of my bag:

The first look from DaddyV was priceless as I took Mini-E in the front of his apron.

But they became friends fast and Mini-E helped with the barbecue.

When we sat down on the table I had a small discussion with my inner Twi-shame-self if I should really cross the line, take him out and just put him on the table. Needless to say that my Twi-shame-self becomes weaker and weaker...

I´d would have so loved to take pictures from the faces when I finally released Mini-E from the darkness. But Mini-E is really a charming boy and won the hearts of the women super fast. Just to mention they are all from 65 to 75, but they all were quite dazzled by the sweetness of Mini-E. They even looked if he is anatomically correct.

Mini-E: This.Was.Embarrassing!!

MrsV: Oh don´t be, I still love you without your icestick.

Although he was a bit ashamed of all the attention, he was all the gentlemen and took care of my liquids. He knows me quite well and knew I wouldn´t get over this evening without an appropriate amount of alcohol.

When we finally got to the desert I got more relaxed, knowing that the evening is soon over.

Before I could go home they ask me if I´ll now take Mini-E to bed... Heeellllo??

Really, they thought I´m totally insane, but MommyV rescued me:

MommyV: No, she can´t take him to bed since she´s always cold and he wouldn´t help her get any warmer...

Love MommyV!

New blog design ,*cheers* !

Yes you are at the right place when you´re looking for the Vanquish blog.

I´m so excited to see it finally online, but here it is: look around - my new blog design done by the wonderful and talented Ragan from the Blogger Boutique. I think she did an amazing job and I´m really happy, *dances*.

Whenever you decide to have a new design I can truly recommend Ragan, she gives time slots for your blog design so that you really know when she´s working on it. And you can always have a look what she´s doing and tell her what you like and dislike. I send her the order in the weekend and I was lucky enough that she had time for my blog already this week.

A lovingly thanks to Ragan: You did a wonderful job and it was great working with you. Apart from that I´d like to thank also "one memory at a time" for letting us use her design kit.

If you´d like to put my button on your page (and I´d love to see that) then you have the choice: Betti´s wonderful driving Edward or my new lovely Button fitting to the new design. Take whatever you want!

So I really hope you like my new page and will still visit me here!

Mini-E loves the new design!

Enough whining !!!

It has been three days since I had to face my super hot Doc who removed some of my Wisdom. It's fine, I didn't feel wise before, so there is apparently nothing to miss. Although it was by far not as bad as I thought, I'm a little bit sniveling at the moment. MrV and Mini-E were really sweet the first days. Mini-E even watched over my sleep while MrV was already gone for work.

Mini-E watching me while I sleep

MrV took over the food part because Mini-E was a bit disgusted when I asked him to make me some mashed food. Yes they are both really cute and even let me smoke and drink coffee 'cause they both know how bitchy I get without this.

my coffee-BFF , smokes and Mini-E - everything I need to be happy

Today, Mini-E told me to stop whining and start doing stuff I neglected the last days, stuff like laundry, cooking for MrV and the promise I made to MrsRobward and her Twitter background. Apart from that he reminded me that I wanted to make a new video with his pretty face. Yes, Mini-E likes them a lot, one could say he is really flattered. Hmm, and because he was so cute the last days I promised him to do my best, but he shouldn't be so pushy!

Good things need time, sweetie!

*sigh* so I'll go on, work on it and hope I'll have something pretty good ready the next days...

this pic will definitely go into the next movie..!

It was my birthday....

..and it was a real Twilight Birthday!

Thanks Rob - when do I get my present???

Although it would have been much better if they didn't remove my wisdom teeth at my Birthday, isn't that sad? If the Doc wouldn't have been so damn hot, I would have complained. But, since I have such a cool family and lovely friends the day was still great. MrV is totally aware of my obsession and he apparently don't mind at all, quite the contrary he even helps me wherever he can.

He bought me the english Twilight collection together with german Twilight and NM as hardcover (Eclipse and BD I have already). I love books and I also love hardcovers, maybe not for reading on the beach, but definitely to have them in my shelter. I have to admit, I never read the books in english and I always wanted to, now I can! But MrV even went one step further and made me the greatest gift ever:

He'll make sure that I 'll see the NM premiere in November and not later in January, and he'll book a great hotel room because he knows that I'm picky on hotel rooms. Oh I love him! This will be a great trip wherever it goes. *makes the happy dance*

And finally I got my Mini-E - squeeeee - BFF bought me Mini-E together with a „stupid lamp" cup!!! See, she's really great, knows always what I need. Our NM trip together will be so awesome, specially with Mini-E who takes care of us!

finally my book collection is complete..

Apart from my family, I also had you all here! I can't tell how surprised and overwhelmed I've been when I saw Annies Danger Magnet Birthday post! I was so stunned when I saw my banner in Safari-favorite-bookmark preview and I had to look twice until I realised that this is not my blog - no it's the Danger Magnet!! She is such a lovely sweetheart, Thanks again Sweetie! Truly lovers you!

I got even some funny and lovely eCards form FireCrotch, STY and MrsRobward! Thanks for thinking of my birthday!

Last but not least: Thanks to all the wishes I got yesterday in Twitter. Mostly I couldn't answer because my brain was so woozy from the general anesthesia and I still had my parents here and I couldn't tweet as much as I liked. But be sure, I read them all! Thanks to Seesmic and TweetDeck I can't miss them!

And now Mini-E tells me I need to take my medis and rest! He really takes very well care of me and it's god that he's so cold, my cheek thanks him, a lot! (noooo don't get this wrong naughty girls, I'm talking about the cheek in my face!!!)

yes honey, I´ll do whatever you wants...

And I´ll let you go with the present I got from Annie. It´s such an wonderful video that I´ll like to share it with you, too. Thanks again Annie, the present was nothing else than PERFECT!