Weekend! Heaven for all the things you can´t do in the week because you have a job and need to work, a bit. I should say, since I started this blog my work-to-do list became longer and longer...
But what really annoys me is when I have to do something which interferes with my plans of doing nothing but reading FanFic, writing a blogpost, making a video or whatever is Twilight-related. It was one of those weekends, it was my mother in-law´s birthday and this traitor of a husband was not there, so I had to go alone!!!
While I was complaining about MrV, I ask Mini-E to accompany me.
Mini-E: hu ? Seriously? What if they don´t like me, or worse what if they think you lost your mind? What if they see me sparkle?
MrsV: Oh Sweetie, they have to love you, everybody does and today is cloudy so you´ll not sparkle. And really, I don´t care what they think. It would be so boring without you.
Mini-E was convinced rather fast so I took my car and drove to the in-laws. Mini-E was just a bit pissed that I didn´t let him drive.
Mini-E: Hey, let me drive. You don´t let my out so often and you know how I love to drive.
MrsV: Don´t be silly, you are a doll! And besides that I´m not Bella and love to drive myself.
Mini-E: Uh, that „doll“ hurt!
So we arrived there and I kept Mini-E in my pocket, waiting for the best moment to take him out. Outside the men took care of the barbecue and I thought that Mini-E would like to help them a bit. He was a bit disgusted by the smell, but this was better than being in the darkness of my bag:
I´d would have so loved to take pictures from the faces when I finally released Mini-E from the darkness. But Mini-E is really a charming boy and won the hearts of the women super fast. Just to mention they are all from 65 to 75, but they all were quite dazzled by the sweetness of Mini-E. They even looked if he is anatomically correct.
MrsV: Oh don´t be, I still love you without your icestick.Although he was a bit ashamed of all the attention, he was all the gentlemen and took care of my liquids. He knows me quite well and knew I wouldn´t get over this evening without an appropriate amount of alcohol.
Before I could go home they ask me if I´ll now take Mini-E to bed... Heeellllo??
Really, they thought I´m totally insane, but MommyV rescued me:
MommyV: No, she can´t take him to bed since she´s always cold and he wouldn´t help her get any warmer...